I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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