it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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