I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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