Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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