Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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