oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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