I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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