Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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