the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
