Non-Jews are for practice
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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