Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
He has the fingertips of a God
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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