fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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