I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
So much rum. So many feels.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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