the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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