He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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