apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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