it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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