Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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