Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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