I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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