Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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