sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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