but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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