I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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