I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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