Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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