My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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