i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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