yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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