I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
