the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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