don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
