It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i don't like sucking hair
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
They have beer where we have blood.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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