So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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