I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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