all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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