It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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