Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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