id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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