Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
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I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
The air taste purple.
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