Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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