So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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