just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Randomize
