I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
