I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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