Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I am one with the molecules
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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