do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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