Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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