I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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