Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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