I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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