We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
